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Funny Things to Comment on Your Friend’s Instagram Post
- You look fresher than a $15 salad.
- Do you have a tip jar? Because you are serving!
- Aren’t you tired of making us all so jealous?
- Get the fire department on the phone…we have a hottie alert!
- Has Instagram turned into a telescope? Because I’m looking at a star.
- Someone call life alert…I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!
- Stop, drop, and roll…you are straight fire.
- Turns out you weren’t lying when you said you’d been hitting the gym!
- I love this pic more than we love pizza…which is saying a lot.
- Everyone else might as well pack up and go home…no one is going to top this.
- Turning on my hotspot for when this breaks the internet.
- You’re finally almost as hot as I am.
For the Fit
- Ok…when can I borrow this?
- Are you on your way to fashion week?
- Editorial Alert!
- Which magazine are you posing for today?
- I didn’t know you became a stylist!
- This belongs on the cover of Vogue.
- Begging you to take me shopping.
- I can’t believe you didn’t tell me you were a fashion icon.
- Can I shop in your closet?
- How is it even possible to look this cool?
- This look belongs on the red carpet!
- Where are the paparazzi?
- Putting this picture on my mood board.
- Please start a vlog so I can use it for inspo.
- Best #OOTD I’ve ever seen!
- It’s official…I’m letting you style me next time we go out.
- Watch this outfit…I might steal it when you aren’t looking.
- Perfect fit…no [baseball cap emoji]
Cute Things to Post on Your Friend’s Instagram Post
- You’re glowing!
- Beauty Queen.
- Your smile is contagious.
- Your beauty has no boundaries.
- You are my sunshine.
- Just as beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside.
- This pic has had me smiling at my phone all day!
- You really light up a room…and my Instagram feed.
- Who allowed you to look so cute?
- Can’t believe there’s finally a photo worth a billion dollars!
- Has anyone ever seen such beauty?
- I’ll be dreaming of this pic!
- You’re always blessing my feed.
- Please slow down…my heart can’t keep up!
- It’s official…this just won cutest pic of the year.
- I’m sorry in advance for all the comments I’m about to leave…I just can’t get enough of this pic!
- You’re cuter than a basket of puppies (which I didn’t think was possible).
- Just wondering how many [heart eyes emoji] is too many.
- Happiness looks great on you.
- Someone call NASA because your beauty is out of this world!
- You are magic!
Hype Them Up
- I’m on my way to get this framed right now!
- Someone needs to get you a modeling contract.
- God/goddess alert!
- Hottest BFF in the world is taken #SorryNotSorry
- My best friend is a model! #HumbleBrag
- How are you not verified yet?
- So hot I have to let my phone cool down.
- Not pictured: me dying at how hot you are.
- Everyone needs to bow down.
- Who needs inspirational quotes when I can just look at you instead?
- This picture should have come with a warning label.
- YAS QUEEN/KING
- Are you signing autographs?
- Hottie with a body
- No one told me the Queen/King was in town.
- I need to clear my schedule…I’m too busy being obsessed with you!
- I didn’t know hot girl summer was going to last all year!
- Excuse me, everyone, but we need y’all to double-tap this!
- Why hasn’t this pic gone viral yet?
- Teach me your ways.
- My screen time from looking at this picture is dangerous.
- Instagram should pay you for this pic!
- Influencer Alert!
- I don’t remember following a model!
- You must be an influencer because I want to do everything you’re doing.
- They say you learn something new every day, and today I learned you’re the hottest person on Insta.
For a Group Pic
- Bestie time is the best time!
- Dying to hear more about this night IRL.
- When worse comes to worst, squad comes first.
- Friends Turned Family
- On our worst behavior.
- Wifey for lifey
- Friends who slay together, stay together.
- All aboard the Hot Mess Express.
- Kelly Clarkson said it best…my life would suck without you!
- We had to be best friends because the world couldn’t handle us as siblings!
- Let’s run this back…k?
- They hate us because they ain’t us.
- Let’s relive this day forever!
- Kind people are my kinda people.
- Gorgeous gorgeous girls.
- Friends forever, always together
- Distance means so little when someone means so much
- Partners in Crime.
- I wish I was having this kind of fun!
- Sometimes days like this are the best therapy.
- Brightest smiles for the brightest friends.
- Get me a time machine so I can go back to this night!
- We go together like tacos and tequila (which we should go get soon, by the way).
- What do you mean you ain’t never seen two pretty best friends?
- Already counting the minutes until we’re together again!
- Wait, why aren’t we doing this again right now?
- We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which of us is the bad influence.
- This is so hot it probably melted the selfie stick.
- Even if you weren’t in this picture alone, I wouldn’t be able to look at anyone else!
- I wish I was the camera.
- We are all indebted to you for giving us this pic.
- Is it possible to fall in love with a picture?
- These angles are perfect…probably because you’re perfect!
- My jaw is on the floor!
- Love this for you.
- Am I asleep? Because you look like a dream!
- Thank you on behalf of humankind for blessing us with this selfie.
- Can I be you when I grow up?
- Stunning doesn’t even begin to cover it!
- Are you even real?
- This must be a professional shot!
- Is there a filter that will make me look like this?
Flirty Things to Comment on Your Friend’s Instagram Post
- Marry me?
- Such a babe.
- I wish I could ‘superlike’ this picture.
- I thought no one was perfect until I saw this picture.
- Back off, y’all. He’s/she’s/they’re mine.
- Break my heart.
- This picture gave me butterflies.
- I’d let you ruin my life.
- Can’t stop thinking about you.
- I can close my phone now…this is the best thing I’m going to see today.
- Has anyone ever been this gorgeous?
- Crushing hard.
- Damn…I’m speechless.
- Are you free tonight?
- See you in your DMs.
- I would risk it all.
- Feeling like I just ran a marathon…I can’t catch my breath.
- How do you get hotter every time I see you?
- Is it even legal to look this good?
- You’re a dime
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