Nov 03, 2021
With the endless amounts of to-dos you have on Thanksgiving Day already, coming up with a clever, cute, or pun-ny Instagram caption shouldn’t be another thing on that list. We all want to share how thankful we are for our family and what a wonderful day we’re having to the ‘gram, but spending too long thinking of a caption to share with your followers can take away from the fun times you’re having. So to help you quickly share your post and get back to eating all the food you can handle, we’ve gathered a list of funny, inspiring, and cute Thanksgiving Instagram captions for your Turkey Day!
Cute Thanksgiving Instagram Captions
Eat, drink, and cranberry
Touchdowns, tailgates and turkey
You’ll always be my gravy
Family, turkey, and football—oh, my!
Spice, spice, baby
Fifty shades of gravy
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
Give thanks for a little and you will get a lot
Can’t nobody tell me stuffing’
Thanksgiving is the best—no ifs, ands, or butter about it
Keep your eyes on the pies.
Funny Thanksgiving Instagram Captions
This wine pairs well with a crazy family.
Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.
Talk turkey to me.
What a cluster pluck
No matter what happens this month, at least you’re not a turkey
They whine. I wine.
It’s all gravy, baby.
If you need me, I’ll be on the couch.
This is a reminder to set your scale back ten pounds this weekend.
Stop, drop, and pass the rolls
Is butter(ball) a carb?
To do: Eat, drink, nap. Repeat.
Official occupation: couch potato
Because you know I’m all about the baste.
I came in like a Butterball.
We offered the turkey some dinner, but he was already stuffed.
Leftovers are for quitters.
Keep calm and wear stretchy pants.
Sorry, too full to think of a better caption.
Thanksgiving is plucking awesome.
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.
Thanksgiving Captions about Food
Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth.
Gobble ’til you wobble
Keep calm and gobble on.
It’s leg day.
I can and I will go back for seconds
More rolls? You butter believe it.
Let’s talk turkey.
Winner, winner, turkey dinner.
All you knead is love—and pumpkin pie.
Feast your eyes on this.
Let’s get cranberry sauced
I yam what I yam.
It’s turkey time.
Pies before guys
Thankful for elastic waistbands
Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey
Just keep eating, just keep eating
I’m carbo-loading … for Black Friday.
Relationship status: Full of mashed potatoes.
There’s always room for seconds!
Hit me, gravy, one more time.
Bread-y or not, here I crumb.
Clear plates, full stomach, can’t lose.
Thanksgiving Captions about Family
Always better together
You call it chaos. We call it family.
I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do.
This group has the turkey to my heart.
Small moments. Big memories.
Food tastes better when you eat it with the people you love.
Time with family is time well spent.
This is our happy place.
Where there is family, there is love.
Happy Thanksgiving, from our family to yours.
Family is the best team you could ever have.
Family is where life begins and love never ends.
Thanksgiving Captions about Gratitude
Eat, drink, and be thankful.
My heart is as full as my plate.
In all things, give thanks.
Life is gourd.
Thanksgiving is a word of gratitude.
The best attitude is gratitude.
Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed.
Let our lives be full of both thanks and giving.
You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
Too blessed to be stressed.
It doesn’t get any butter than this.
Blessed beyond belief.
Not to be corny, but I’m feeling thankful
Thankful today and every day.
Good food + better company = the perfect recipe for a day of thanks.
Thanksgiving Quotes for Instagram Captions
“It is not joy that makes us grateful, it is gratitude that makes us joyful.” — Brené Brown
“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.” — Virginia Woolf
“When we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed.” — Maya Angelou
“Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.” – Oprah Winfrey
“No one has ever become poor by giving.” — Anne Frank
“Thanksgiving Day, man—not a good day to be my pants.” — Kevin James
“I love Thanksgiving because it’s a holiday that is centered around food and family.” — Marcus Samuelsson
“What if today, we were just grateful for everything?” — Charlie Brown
“Be thankful for what you have. Your life is someone else’s fairy tale.” — Wale Ayeni
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” — Irv Kupcinet
“And when a nice boy who adores you offers you pie, say ‘Thank you.'” — This Is Us
“It isn’t so much what’s on the table that matters, as what’s on the chairs.” — W.S. Gilbert
“I come from a family where gravy is a beverage.” — Erma Bombeck
“There are only two ways to live your live. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” — Albert Einstein
“It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.” — Gilmore Girls
“When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.” — Sam Lefkowitz
“Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863.” — Unknown
“I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.” — A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
“What I love about Thanksgiving is that it’s purely about getting together with friends or family and enjoying food. It’s really for everybody, and it doesn’t matter where you’re from.” — Daniel Humm
“If you really are thankful, what do you do? You share.” — W. Clement Stone
“I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Wear gratitude like a cloak, and it will feed every corner of your life.” — Rumi
Always have an attitude of gratitude. – Sterling K. Brown